My tea's gone cold I'm why I. got out of bed at all The rain clouds up my window. and I see at all And if I could it'll all be gray, but your picture on my It me, that it's not so bad, not so bad.
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Dear Slim, I wrote but you still callin I left my cell, my pager, and my phone at the bottom I two letters back in autumn, you must not-a got 'em There probably was a problem at the post office or Sometimes I scribble too sloppy when I jot 'em but fuck it, what's been up? Man how's your daughter? My girlfriend's pregnant too, I'm bout to be a If I have a daughter, guess what call her? I'ma her Bonnie I about your Uncle Ronnie too I'm sorry I had a friend kill himself over some bitch who want him I you probably hear this everyday, but I'm your biggest fan I even got the underground shit that you did Skam I got a full of your posters and your pictures man I the shit you did with Rawkus too, that shit was fat Anyways, I hope you get man, hit me back, just to chat, truly yours, biggest fan This is
Dear Slim, you ain't called or wrote, I hope you have a chance I ain't mad - I just think it's FUCKED UP you answer fans If you didn't wanna talk to me your concert you didn't have to, but you coulda signed an autograph for That's my little brother man, he's only six old We waited in the cold for you, four and you just said, "No." That's pretty shitty man - you're his fuckin idol He wants to be like you man, he likes you more than I do I ain't that mad though, I just don't like lied to when we met in Denver - you said if I'd write you you would back - see I'm just like you in a way I never knew my father he to always cheat on my mom and beat her I can relate to what you're saying in songs so when I have a shitty day, I away and put 'em on cause I don't really got shit else so that helps when I'm depressed I even got a tattoo of your name across the I even cut myself to see how much it bleeds It's like adrenaline, the pain is such a sudden for me See everything you say is real, and I respect you cause you it My girlfriend's cause I talk about you 24/7 But she don't you like I know you Slim, no one does She don't know what it was like for people us growin up You gotta me man, I'll be the biggest fan you'll ever lose Sincerely yours, -- P.S. We be together too
Mister-I'm-Too-Good-To-Call-Or-Write-My-Fans, this'll be the last package I send your ass It's been six and still no word - I don't deserve it? I know you got my last two I wrote the on 'em perfect So is my cassette I'm sending you, I hope you hear it I'm in the car now, I'm doing 90 on the freeway Hey Slim, I a fifth of vodka, you dare me to drive? You know the by Phil Collins, "In the Air of the Night" about that guy who coulda saved that other guy drowning but didn't, Phil saw it all, then at a a show he found him? kinda how this is, you coulda rescued me from drowning Now it's too late - I'm on a 1000 now, I'm drowsy and all I wanted was a lousy letter or a I hope you know I +ALL+ of your pictures off the wall I love you Slim, we coulda together, think about it You ruined it now, I hope you can't sleep and you dream it And when you dream I you can't sleep and you SCREAM about it I hope your conscience AT YOU and you can't BREATHE without me See Slim; Shut up bitch! I'm to talk! Hey Slim, that's my girlfriend screamin in the but I didn't slit her throat, I just tied her up, see I ain't you if she suffocates she'll suffer more, and then she'll die too Well, gotta go, I'm almost at the now Oh shit, I forgot, how'm I to send this shit out?
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Dear Stan, I meant to write you sooner but I just been You said girlfriend's pregnant now, how far along is she? Look, I'm really flattered you call your daughter that and here's an autograph for brother, I it on the Starter cap I'm sorry I didn't see you at the show, I missed you Don't think I did that shit just to diss you But what's this shit you said you like to cut your wrists too? I say that just clownin dogg, c'mon - how up is you? You got some issues Stan, I think you need some to help your ass from off the walls when you get down some And what's this about us meant to be together? That type of shit'll make me not want us to meet other I really you and your girlfriend need each other or you just need to treat her better I hope you get to read letter, I just hope it reaches you in time before you yourself, I think that you'll be doin just fine if you relax a little, I'm I inspire you but Stan why are you so Try to understand, that I do want you as a fan I just don't want you to do some crazy I seen this one shit on the news a couple ago that made me sick Some dude was drunk and drove his car a bridge and had his in the trunk, and she was pregnant with his kid and in the car they a tape, but they didn't say who it was to Come to about, his name was. it was you Stan!