I own a mansion, but in a house A bed, but I sleep on the couch I'm Mr.Brightside, is half full But my is half empty, gasket just blew
This always happens, thirty from home Gotta lay a log cabin and only option I have is bathroom In a public dropping a football So every time someone walks in the john I get ''Shady, what up?''- Come on, man, I'm crapping And you're asking me for my got damn on a napkin? Oh, odd, I just happened to run out of tissue Yeah, hand me that, on second thought I'd be glad ''Thanks, dawg, Todd, a big fan'' I wiped my ass with it, crumbled it up in a wad and threw it and Told him ''Todd, you're the shit'' does all of this crap end? Can't park my ass without an accident Puff my gas, cut my grass, can't take out the trash Without someone passing my sub harassing I'd count my blessings, but I at math I'd rather wallow bass suffering from succotash But the antacid is my gas I mix my with my fucking mash Potato, so what, ho, kiss my bumpkin ass Missouri Southern roots, the fuck is upperclass lunch dinner, call dinner supper Tupperware in a plastic wear up the ass Stuck in the past, iPod, what the is that? B-boy to the core, mule, I'm a ass
Maybe that's why I feel so Got it all, but I still won't Maybe that's why I leave Detroit It's the that keeps me going This is the inspiration I I can never turn my back on a city that me (Life's good to me so far)
They call me classless, I heard that, I and third that Don't know the fuck I would doing if it weren't rap be a giant turd-sack But I blew, turned back forty and still sag Teenagers act more mature, Jack Fuck you say to me? I leave on my own terms, asshole, I'm berzerk My nerves are bad, but I the perks my work has I get to meet famous people, at her, dag Her nylons ran, her snag And I heard she drag-races, swag Fucking my shirt tag You're Patrick (yeah) work, skag be the perfect match 'Cause you're a vacuum, I'm a My apologies, no to technology But the heck is all of these buttons? You me to sit here and learn that? I gotta do to hear this new song from Luda? Be an expert at I'd rather be an encyclopedia Britannica, hell a Playstation I'm still on my manual from Zelda Nintendo, bitch, run, jump, punch, stab and I the on my spaghetti, put in on bread Make a sandwich with welch's and say this spray butter is bad for my health, but I there's more white trash from the trailer Jed Clampett, Redd Sanford welfare helps to Keep me grounded, that's why I take full advantage of wealth, I Managed to within these parameters Still cramming the shelves full of helper I can't even it, this is the hand I was dealt to of habit, feel like I'm trapped in an animal shelter With all these pet God dammit to hell, I can't stand all these kids their camera cellphones I go anywhere, I get so mad I can yell, the Other day someone got little elaborate and a fucking dead cat in my mailbox Went to Burger King, they spit on my onion I think my is catching up with me
Maybe that's why I so strange Got it all, but I won't change Maybe that's why I can't leave the motivation that keeps me going This is the inspiration I I can never turn my back on a city made me (Life's been to me so far)
Got friends on Facebook, all over the Not sure what that means, they tell me good So I'm artist of the decade, I got a plaque I'd hang it up, but the frame is all
I'm trying to be lowkey, hopefully nobody me In produce hunched over, giant Over stop as I mosey over to the aisle By the frozen yogurt guy approached me Embarrassed, I just did Comerica Hova Show's over, I'm hiding in Kroeger groceries He just had front row seats, told me to sign poster Then insults me "wow, up close didn't you had crow's feet" I'm at a crossroad lost till at Costco Joe's, buck waffles Got picking my nose, ah Look over see two hot hoes Finger up in one of my nostrils Right next to 'em at the light This fucking shit is taking forever to I'm stuck, bitches are loving it rubbing it in Chuckling, couldn't do nothing, it off ''What you Trunk Muzik? Yelawolf's better'', fucking bitch They want me to flip at the label, but I succumb to it The pressure, they want me to follow up with another one after Was so highly coveted, but good is a fucking recovery if I fumble it? 'Cause I'mma drop the if I don't get a grip Hopping on on you sons of bitches Wrong to fuck with, bitch Quit fucking pictures of my kids I love my city, but you push me to my limit, a pity The I complain about It's like there ain't a cloud in the sky and it's out Kool Aid on the couch, I'd never get it out Bitch, I got an in my house Ants and a mouse, I'm living the
Maybe that's why I so strange Got it all, but I still won't that's why I can't leave Detroit It's the motivation that me going This is the I need I can never my back on a city that made me (Life's good to me so far)