I own a mansion, but live in a A king-size bed, but I sleep on the I'm Mr.Brightside, is half full But my tank is half empty, just blew
This always happens, thirty from home Gotta lay a log cabin and only option I is McDonald's bathroom In a stall dropping a football So every someone walks in the john I get Madden ''Shady, what up?''- What? on, man, I'm crapping And you're asking me for my got damn autograph on a Oh, that's odd, I just to run out of tissue Yeah, hand me that, on second thought I'd be then ''Thanks, dawg, name's Todd, a big I my ass with it, crumbled it up in a wad and threw it back and Told him ''Todd, you're the shit'' when does all of crap end? park my ass without causing an accident Puff my gas, cut my grass, take out the fucking trash someone passing through my sub harassing I'd my blessings, but I suck at math I'd rather wallow then bass from succotash But the antacid is my gas I mix my with my fucking mash Potato, so what, ho, my country bumpkin ass Southern roots, what the fuck is upperclass Call lunch dinner, call supper in a covered plastic wear up the ass Stuck in the past, iPod, the fuck is that? to the core, mule, I'm a stubborn ass
Maybe that's why I so strange Got it all, but I won't change that's why I can't leave Detroit It's the motivation that me going is the inspiration I need I can never turn my back on a city that me (Life's good to me so far)
They call me classless, I heard that, I and third that Don't know what the fuck I would doing if it rap be a giant turd-sack But I blew, turned back Turned forty and sag act more fucking mature, Jack Fuck you say to me? I leave on my own terms, asshole, I'm berzerk My nerves are bad, but I love the my work has I get to meet people, look at her, dag Her ran, her skirt snag And I heard she drag-races, swag Fucking my shirt tag You're Danica (yeah) work, skag We'd be the perfect you're a vacuum, I'm a dirtbag My apologies, no to technology But the heck is all of these buttons? You expect me to sit here and that? Fuck I do to hear this new song from Luda? Be an expert at I'd rather be an encyclopedia Britannica, hell with a I'm still on my first from Zelda Nintendo, bitch, run, jump, punch, and I melt the Mozzarella on my spaghetti, put in on a sandwich with welch's and belch They say spray butter is bad for my health, but I think there's more white trash from the Jed Clampett, Redd Sanford welfare mentality to Keep me grounded, that's why I take full advantage of wealth, I Managed to dwell within parameters Still cramming the shelves of hamburger helper I can't even help it, this is the hand I was to Creature of habit, feel I'm trapped in an animal shelter With all pet peeves God dammit to hell, I can't stand all these kids their camera cellphones I go anywhere, I get so mad I can yell, the Other day someone got little and stuck a fucking dead cat in my mailbox to Burger King, they spit on my onion rings I think my is catching up with me
that's why I feel so strange Got it all, but I still won't Maybe that's why I can't leave It's the that keeps me going is the inspiration I need I can never turn my back on a that made me (Life's good to me so far)
Got on Facebook, all over the world Not sure that means, they tell me it's good So I'm artist of the decade, I even got a I'd it up, but the frame is all cracked
I'm to be lowkey, hopefully nobody notices me In hunched over, giant nosebleed Over stop as I mosey to the frozen aisle By the yogurt this guy approached me Embarrassed, I did Comerica with Hova Show's over, I'm hiding in buying groceries He just had front row seats, told me to this poster insults me "wow, up close didn't know you had crow's feet" I'm at a crossroad lost till shopping at Sloppy Joe's, buck Got picking my nose, ah Look see these two hot hoes Finger up in one of my nostrils Right to 'em stuck at the light fucking shit is taking forever to change I'm stuck, bitches are loving it rubbing it in Chuckling, couldn't do nothing, it off ''What you bumping? Muzik? Yelawolf's better'', fucking bitch They me to flip at the label, but I won't succumb to it The pressure, want me to follow up with another one after Recovery Was so highly coveted, but good is a fucking recovery if I fumble it? 'Cause I'mma the ball if I don't get a grip on shrubbery on you sons of bitches Wrong subdivison to fuck with, Quit fucking pictures of my kids I love my city, but you me to my limit, what a pity The I complain about like there ain't a cloud in the sky and it's raining out Kool Aid stain on the couch, I'd get it out Bitch, I got an in my house Ants and a mouse, I'm the dream
Maybe why I feel so strange Got it all, but I still change Maybe that's why I can't leave It's the motivation keeps me going This is the I need I can turn my back on a city that made me (Life's good to me so far)