I own a mansion, but in a house A king-size bed, but I sleep on the I'm Mr.Brightside, glass is full But my tank is half empty, gasket blew
always happens, thirty minutes from home Gotta lay a log cabin and only option I is McDonald's bathroom In a public stall dropping a So every time walks in the john I get Madden ''Shady, up?''- What? Come on, man, I'm crapping And you're me for my got damn autograph on a napkin? Oh, that's odd, I just happened to run out of Yeah, hand me that, on second thought I'd be then ''Thanks, dawg, name's Todd, a big I wiped my ass with it, crumbled it up in a wad and it back and him ''Todd, you're the shit'' when does all of this crap end? Can't park my ass without an accident Puff my gas, cut my grass, can't out the fucking trash Without passing through my sub harassing I'd count my blessings, but I suck at I'd rather then bass suffering from succotash But the is my stomach gas I mix my corn my fucking mash Potato, so what, ho, kiss my country ass Missouri roots, what the fuck is upperclass Call lunch dinner, dinner supper Tupperware in a covered plastic up the ass Stuck in the past, iPod, what the fuck is B-boy to the core, mule, I'm a ass
Maybe that's why I feel so Got it all, but I won't change Maybe that's why I can't Detroit It's the motivation that me going This is the I need I can never my back on a city that made me (Life's been to me so far)
They call me classless, I heard that, I second and that Don't know the fuck I would doing if it weren't rap Probably be a giant But I blew, turned back forty and still sag Teenagers act more fucking mature, you gonna say to me? I on my own terms, asshole, I'm going berzerk My nerves are bad, but I the perks my work has I get to famous people, look at her, dag Her nylons ran, her skirt And I heard she drag-races, *burp* my Hanes shirt tag You're Patrick (yeah) work, skag We'd be the perfect 'Cause a vacuum, I'm a dirtbag My apologies, no to technology But what the heck is all of these You me to sit here and learn that? Fuck I gotta do to hear new song from Luda? Be an expert at I'd rather be an encyclopedia Britannica, with a Playstation I'm still on my first manual Zelda Nintendo, bitch, run, jump, punch, and I melt the on my spaghetti, put in on bread Make a with welch's and belch say this spray butter is bad for my health, but I think there's more white trash from the Jed Clampett, Redd Sanford welfare helps to Keep me grounded, that's why I never full advantage of wealth, I Managed to dwell within these Still cramming the shelves full of helper I can't even help it, this is the hand I was to of habit, feel like I'm trapped in an animal shelter With all these pet God dammit to hell, I can't stand all kids with their camera cellphones I go anywhere, I get so mad I can yell, the Other day someone got elaborate and stuck a fucking dead cat in my mailbox Went to King, they spit on my onion rings I think my karma is up with me
Maybe that's why I so strange Got it all, but I still change Maybe that's why I can't Detroit the motivation that keeps me going This is the inspiration I I can never turn my back on a that made me (Life's good to me so far)
Got on Facebook, all over the world Not sure what that means, they tell me it's So I'm artist of the decade, I got a plaque I'd hang it up, but the frame is all
I'm trying to be lowkey, hopefully notices me In produce over, giant nosebleed Over stop as I mosey over to the aisle By the frozen yogurt this guy me Embarrassed, I just did with Hova Show's over, I'm hiding in Kroeger groceries He just had front row seats, me to sign this poster Then insults me "wow, up close know you had crow's feet" I'm at a lost till shopping at Costco Joe's, buck waffles Got picking my nose, ah Look see these two hot hoes still up in one of my nostrils Right next to 'em at the light This fucking shit is taking forever to I'm stuck, these bitches are loving it it in Chuckling, do nothing, play it off ''What you bumping? Trunk Muzik? Yelawolf's better'', bitch They want me to flip at the label, but I won't to it The pressure, they me to follow up with another one after Recovery Was so highly coveted, but what good is a fucking recovery if I it? 'Cause I'mma drop the if I don't get a grip on shrubbery on you sons of bitches Wrong subdivison to with, bitch snapping fucking pictures of my kids I my city, but you push me to my limit, what a pity The shit I complain It's like ain't a cloud in the sky and it's raining out Kool Aid on the couch, I'd never get it out Bitch, I got an in my house Ants and a mouse, I'm the dream
Maybe that's why I so strange Got it all, but I still change Maybe that's why I can't Detroit It's the motivation that keeps me This is the inspiration I I can never turn my on a city that made me (Life's been to me so far)