Luyện nghe bài hát Intro [Explicit]

May I have attention please
May I have your attention
Will the slim shady please stand up?
I repeat, will the real slim shady please up?
Were gonna a problem here...
1}
Yall act like you never seen a white person
Jaws all on the floor like pam tommy just burst in the door
Started her ass worst than before
They first dirvorced sold her old furniture (scream)
Its the of the
"awww wait, no way, your
He didnt just say I think he did, did he? "
And dr dre said...
Nothing you idiots dr dres dead hes in my basement (haha)
women loved eminem
Chicka chicka chicka slim shady Im of him
Look at him walking around grabing his
Flippin the you-know-who (yea but hes so though)
I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose
But no than whats going on in your parents bedrooms
Sometimes I get on tv and let loose,
But cant, but its cool for tom to hump a dead moose
"my bum is on lips my bum is on your lips
And if Im lucky u just give it a little kiss"
And thats the messege we to little kids
And expect them not to know what a *vagina* is
Of course theyre gonna know what is
By the time hit 4th grade,
got the discovery channel dont they?
We aint nothing but mammals, some of us cannibals
Who *rip* other open like canolopes
But if we can hump dead animals and
Then theres no reason that a man and man cant elope (ughh)
But if you feel I feel I got the antadoite
Women your pantyhose, sing the And it gooooesss
ain)
Im shady
Yes Im the real
All you slim shadys are just imitating
So wont the slim shady...
stand up, please stand up, please stand up
Cause Im slim
Yes Im the shady
All you other slim shadys are imitating
So wont the slim shady...
Please up, please stand up, please stand up
2}
Will smith dont gotta cuss in his to sell records
Well I do, so *f---* him and you too
You think I a damn about a grammy?
Half of you critics even stomach me, let alone stand me
(but slim what if u win it be weird?)
Why? so you guys can lie to get me here?
So you can sit me next to britney spears
S--- christina aguilera better me chairs
So I can sit next to carson daily and durst
And hear them argue who she gave *head* to first
Little put me on blast on mtv
(yea hes cute but I hes married to kim, hehe)
I should a audio on mp3
And show the whole how you gave eminem *head* (scream)
Im sick of you little golden boy groups all you do is me
So I sent in here to destroy you
And theres a million of us like me
Who like me
Who just give a *f---* like me
Who like me
Walk, and act like me
It might be the next best thing
But not me
ain)
3}
Im a headtrip to listen to
Im only giving you
Things you joke about with friends inside your living room
The difference is I got the balls to say it in front of yall
And I dont got to be false or coat it at all
I just get on the mic and it
you like to admit it
Im better than 90% of you rappers out
Then you wanna outkin kids these albums like
Its funny cuz the rate Im when Im 30
Ill be the person in the nursing home flirting
Pinching nurses when Im *hard* jerkin Im jerking
But this bag of viagra isnt working
And every single person is a slim shady
He could be workin at burger king spitten on onion rings
in the parking lot circling
Screaming I give a *f---*
his windows down and system up
So the real shady, please stand up
And put one of those fingers on hand up
And to be to out of your mind and out of control
And one more time, as you can, how does it go?
Ha ha
theres a slim shady in all of us
Fuck it, lets all up