Luyện nghe bài hát Intro [Explicit]

May I your attention please
May I your attention please
the real slim shady please stand up?
I repeat, will the real slim shady please up?
gonna have a problem here...
1}
Yall act like you seen a white person before
Jaws all on the floor like pam like tommy burst in the door
Started her ass worst than before
They first were dirvorced her old furniture (scream)
Its the of the
"awww wait, no way, kidding
He didnt say what I think he did, did he? "
And dr dre said...
Nothing you dr dres dead hes locked in my basement (haha)
Feminist women eminem
Chicka chicka chicka shady Im sick of him
Look at him around grabing his you-know-what
Flippin the (yea but hes so cute though)
Yeah I probably got a couple of screws up in my head
But no worse than whats on in your parents bedrooms
Sometimes I get on tv and let loose,
But cant, but its cool for tom green to a dead moose
"my bum is on lips my bum is on your lips
And if Im lucky u might just give it a kiss"
And the messege we deliver to little kids
And expect them not to know a womens *vagina* is
Of course theyre know what intercourse is
By the they hit 4th grade,
They got the discovery channel dont
We aint nothing but mammals, some of us cannibals
Who *rip* other people open like
But if we can hump dead and antelopes
Then no reason that a man and another man cant elope (ughh)
But if you feel like I I got the antadoite
Women your pantyhose, sing the And it gooooesss
ain)
Im shady
Yes Im the real
All you other slim shadys are imitating
So wont the slim shady...
stand up, please stand up, please stand up
Cause Im shady
Yes Im the real
All you other shadys are just imitating
So the real slim shady...
Please stand up, stand up, please stand up
2}
Will smith dont gotta cuss in his raps to records
Well I do, so *f---* him and you too
You think I give a about a grammy?
Half of you cant even stomach me, let alone stand me
(but what if u win wouldnt it be weird?)
Why? so you guys can lie to get me here?
So you can sit me here to britney spears
christina aguilera better switch me chairs
So I can sit next to carson daily and durst
And hear them argue who she gave *head* to first
*bitch* put me on blast on mtv
(yea hes cute but I think hes to kim, hehe)
I should download a on mp3
And show the world how you gave eminem *head* (scream)
Im sick of you golden boy groups all you do is annoy me
So I been in here to destroy you
And theres a of us just like me
Who like me
Who just dont give a like me
Who like me
Walk, talk and act me
It just be the next best thing
But not me
ain)
3}
Im like a to listen to
Cause Im only you
Things you joke about with friends inside your living room
The only is I got the balls to say it in front of yall
And I dont got to be or sugar coat it at all
I just get on the mic and it
Wheather you like to it
Im than 90% of you rappers out there
Then you wanna outkin kids like these like
Its funny cuz the rate Im going Im 30
Ill be the only person in the nursing home
Pinching nurses when Im *hard* jerkin Im jerking
But this whole bag of isnt working
And every single is a slim shady lurkin
He could be at burger king spitten on your onion rings
Were in the parking lot
I dont give a *f---*
With his windows down and up
So the real shady, please stand up
And put one of those on each hand up
And to be proud to out of your and out of control
And one more time, loud as you can, how it go?
Ha ha
Guess theres a slim in all of us
Fuck it, lets all up