Luyện nghe bài hát Intro [Explicit]

May I your attention please
May I your attention please
Will the real slim please stand up?
I repeat, will the real shady please stand up?
gonna have a problem here...
1}
Yall act you never seen a white person before
Jaws all on the floor like pam like tommy just burst in the
Started whoopin her ass worst than
They were dirvorced sold her old furniture (scream)
Its the of the
"awww wait, no way, kidding
He just say what I think he did, did he? "
And dr dre said...
Nothing you idiots dr dead hes locked in my basement (haha)
Feminist women eminem
Chicka chicka chicka slim shady Im of him
Look at him around grabing his you-know-what
Flippin the (yea but hes so cute though)
Yeah I probably got a couple of up in my head loose
But no worse than whats on in your parents bedrooms
Sometimes I get on tv and let loose,
But cant, but its cool for tom green to hump a dead
"my bum is on your my bum is on your lips
And if Im lucky u might give it a little kiss"
And thats the we deliver to little kids
And expect them not to know a womens *vagina* is
Of course gonna know what intercourse is
By the time hit 4th grade,
They got the channel dont they?
We aint nothing but mammals, some of us cannibals
Who *rip* other open like canolopes
But if we can hump animals and antelopes
Then theres no that a man and another man cant elope (ughh)
But if you feel like I I got the antadoite
wave your pantyhose, sing the And it gooooesss
ain)
Im shady
Yes Im the real
All you slim shadys are just imitating
So the real slim shady...
stand up, please stand up, please stand up
Cause Im slim
Yes Im the shady
All you other slim shadys are just
So the real slim shady...
Please stand up, stand up, please stand up
2}
Will smith dont cuss in his raps to sell records
Well I do, so *f---* him and you too
You think I give a damn a grammy?
Half of you critics cant stomach me, let alone stand me
(but slim what if u win it be weird?)
Why? so you can just lie to get me here?
So you can sit me next to britney spears
S--- christina aguilera better switch me
So I can sit next to carson and fred durst
And hear them argue over who she gave *head* to
*bitch* put me on blast on mtv
(yea hes cute but I hes married to kim, hehe)
I should a audio on mp3
And show the world how you gave eminem *head* (scream)
Im sick of you little golden boy all you do is annoy me
So I sent in here to destroy you
And theres a of us just like me
Who cuss me
Who just dont give a *f---* me
Who dress me
Walk, talk and act me
It just be the next best thing
But not me
ain)
3}
Im like a headtrip to to
Im only giving you
Things you joke about with friends inside your living room
The only is I got the balls to say it in front of yall
And I dont got to be or sugar coat it at all
I just get on the mic and it
you like to admit it
Im better 90% of you rappers out there
Then you wanna outkin kids these albums like
Its funny cuz the rate Im when Im 30
Ill be the only person in the home flirting
Pinching nurses when Im *hard* jerkin Im jerking
But whole bag of viagra isnt working
And single person is a slim shady lurkin
He could be at burger king spitten on your onion rings
Were in the parking lot
Screaming I dont give a
With his windows and system up
So the real shady, please stand up
And put one of those fingers on each up
And to be proud to out of your and out of control
And one time, loud as you can, how does it go?
Ha ha
theres a slim shady in all of us
Fuck it, lets all up