Luyện nghe bài hát Crazy Rap

Wait a minute, man, hey, this out, tell it
It was this man, right?
Man, check this out it was this blind man,
He was feelin' his way down the with this stick, right?
Hey, he past this fish market, you know what I'm sayin'?

He stopped, he a deep breath, he said
Woo, good morning ladies, you like shit, man?
Hey, man, I got a gang of that shit, man, I tell you
My man on the guitar, fool on the

Everybody crowd around the mic
I'll tell you all mutha-fuckin' jokes
But first, I'ma it off like this
Hey, help me sing it,

45 and two Zig Zags, baby, that's all we need
We can go to the park dark, smoke that tumbleweed
And as the marijuana burns we can our turns
Singing them dirty rap stop and hit the bong
Like Cheech and Chong, tapes from here to Hong Kong

So roll, roll, roll my joint, pick out the and stems
Feelin' high as hell flyin' through Dale, skatin' on Dayton rims
So roll, the '83 Cadillac Coup de Ville
If my tapes and my CD's just don't sell, I bet my will

Well, it was just sundown in a small town
They call it East Side Dale
When the Afroman walked through the land
Houses went up for
Well, I was standin' on the corner rap CD's
I met a little girl named Jan

I let her in my Caddy 'cause I didn't know
Her daddy was the of the Klu Klux Klan
We on the bed, fucked on the flo'
Fucked so long, I grew a fuckin'
I fucked to the left, fucked to the right
She my dick till the shit turned white

I thought to myself, Sheba,
Got my ass lookin' a zebra
I on my clothes and I was on my way
her daddy pulled up in a Chevrolet
I ran, I jumped out the back
But her daddy, he was with a 2 x 4

Oh, he me to the left, he beat me to the right
The mutha-fucker whooped my ass all
But I mad at her prejudiced dad
That's the best pussy I ever had
I got a bag of and a bottle of wine
I'm a fuck that bitch just one time

Colt 45 and two Zig Zags, that's all we need
We can go to the park after dark, smoke that
And as the marijuana burns we can our turns
Singing them dirty rap stop and hit the bong
Like Cheech and Chong, sell tapes here to Hong Kong

So roll, roll, my joint, pick out the seeds and stems
Feelin' high as hell flyin' through Palm Dale, skatin' on rims
So roll, roll the '83 Coup De Ville
If my tapes and my CD's don't sell, I bet my caddy will

I met lady in Hollywood, she had green hair
But damn she good
I took her to my house, 'cause she was
But she whipped out a dick that was bigger than
I met this lady Japan, never made love with an African

I fucked her once, I fucked her
I ate pussy like shrimp fried rice
Don't be amazed at the stories I ya
I met a woman in the of Australia
Had a big and big titties, too
So I in her ass like a kangaroo

See, I met this lady from
it in her ass, and she said, Aie
Lips was breakfast, pussy was
Then her titties open with Hawaiian Punch
Met Colonel Sander's wife in the of Kentucky

She said, I'll fry some if you just fuck me
I in her mouth it was a crisis
I gave her my blend of herbs and spices

Colt 45 and two Zig Zags, baby that's all we
We can go to the after dark, smoke that tumbleweed
And as the marijuana burns we can take our
Singing them dirty rap songs stop and hit the
Like Cheech and Chong, sell tapes from to Hong Kong
Hey, wait a man, check this out

I met Dolly in Tennessee
Her titties filled with Hennessey
That country nearly drove me crazy
But I rode that ass and said, Yes, Daisy
Met lady in Oklahoma put that pussy in a coma
Met this lady in Michigan, I can't wait I fuck that bitch again

Met a real black girl in Carolina
Fucked her till she turned into a white
this hooker in Iowa, I fucked her on credit, so I owe her
Fucked girl, down in Georgia, came in her mouth
Man, I I told ya

Met this beautiful ho
She ran 'cross the border of Mexico
Fine young thing, said her Maria
I wrapped her up just like a Hot
I wanna get married, but I afford it
I know I'ma cry when she deported

45 and two Zig Zags, baby that's all we need
We can go to the after dark, smoke that tumbleweed
And as the marijuana we can take our turns
Singing them dirty rap songs stop and hit the
Like Cheech and Chong, sell tapes from to Hong Kong

Have you ever over to a girl's house to fuck
But the just ain't no good?
(Say what?)
And you're getting' upset 'cause you can't get her wet
Plus you in the neighborhood?

So you try to play it off and eat the
But it takes her so long to
(Say what?)
Then a dude walks in, that's her big
And he asks you where you
(Where you from, man?)

So you wipe mouth, and you try to explain
(I bang)
You start talkin' real
But already mad, 'cause you fuckin' his wife
So he starts on your ass

Now your all muddy, your nose all bloody
Your dick was hard but now soft
(What?)
You thought you had a girl to rock your
Now you still go jack off

Colt 45 and two Zig Zags, baby that's all we
We can go to the park dark, smoke that tumbleweed

Colt 45 and two Zig Zags, that's all we need
We can go to the park after dark, smoke tumbleweed

Colt 45 and two Zig Zags, baby that's all we
We can go to the after dark, smoke that tumbleweed
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