Luyện nghe bài hát Crazy Rap

Wait a minute, man, hey, this out, tell it
It was this blind man,
Man, this out it was this blind man, right?
He was feelin' his way down the with this stick, right?
Hey, he walked past this fish market, you know I'm sayin'?

He stopped, he took a deep breath, he
Woo, good morning ladies, you that shit, man?
Hey, man, I got a of that shit, man, I tell you what
My man on the guitar, fool on the

Everybody just around the mic
I'll you all these mutha-fuckin' jokes
But first, I'ma it off like this
Hey, help me it, homeboy

45 and two Zig Zags, baby, that's all we need
We can go to the park after dark, smoke tumbleweed
And as the marijuana burns we can our turns
Singing them dirty rap stop and hit the bong
Like and Chong, sell tapes from here to Hong Kong

So roll, roll, my joint, pick out the seeds and stems
Feelin' high as hell through Palm Dale, skatin' on Dayton rims
So roll, roll the '83 Coup de Ville
If my tapes and my CD's don't sell, I bet my caddy will

Well, it was just sundown in a small white
They call it East Palm Dale
When the Afroman walked through the white
went up for sale
Well, I was standin' on the corner sellin' rap
I met a little girl named Jan

I let her ride in my Caddy 'cause I know
Her daddy was the of the Klu Klux Klan
We on the bed, fucked on the flo'
so long, I grew a fuckin' afro
Then I fucked to the left, to the right
She sucked my dick till the shit white

I thought to myself, Sheba,
Got my ass like a zebra
I pulled on my and I was on my way
Until her pulled up in a Chevrolet
I ran, I jumped out the window
But her daddy, he was waitin' a 2 x 4

Oh, he beat me to the left, he me to the right
The whooped my ass all night
But I ain't mad at her dad
the best damn pussy I ever had
I got a bag of weed and a of wine
I'm a fuck bitch just one more time

Colt 45 and two Zig Zags, baby all we need
We can go to the park dark, smoke that tumbleweed
And as the marijuana burns we can take our
Singing them rap songs stop and hit the bong
Cheech and Chong, sell tapes from here to Hong Kong

So roll, roll, my joint, pick out the seeds and stems
Feelin' high as hell flyin' through Dale, skatin' on Dayton rims
So roll, roll the '83 Coup De Ville
If my and my CD's just don't sell, I bet my caddy will

I met this in Hollywood, she had green hair
But damn she looked
I her to my house, 'cause she was fine
But she whipped out a dick was bigger than mine
I met this lady from Japan, never love with an African

I her once, I fucked her twice
I ate that pussy like shrimp rice
Don't be at the stories I tell ya
I met a in the heart of Australia
Had a big and big titties, too
So I hopped in her ass a kangaroo

See, I met this lady from
it in her ass, and she said, Aie
Lips was breakfast, was lunch
Then her titties busted with Hawaiian Punch
Met Colonel Sander's wife in the state of

She said, I'll fry some if you just fuck me
I in her mouth it was a crisis
I her my secret blend of herbs and spices

Colt 45 and two Zig Zags, baby that's all we
We can go to the park after dark, smoke tumbleweed
And as the burns we can take our turns
Singing dirty rap songs stop and hit the bong
Like Cheech and Chong, sell tapes from to Hong Kong
Hey, wait a minute man, this out

I met Parton in Tennessee
Her were filled with Hennessey
That country nearly drove me crazy
But I that ass and said, Yes, Miss Daisy
Met this lady in Oklahoma put that in a coma
Met this lady in Michigan, I can't wait till I fuck that again

Met a real black girl in Carolina
Fucked her she turned into a white albino
Fucked this in Iowa, I fucked her on credit, so I owe her
Fucked this girl, in Georgia, came in her mouth
Man, I I told ya

Met this beautiful ho
She ran 'cross the border of Mexico
young thing, said her name's Maria
I wrapped her up just a Hot Tortilla
I wanna get married, but I can't it
I know I'ma cry she gets deported

Colt 45 and two Zig Zags, baby all we need
We can go to the after dark, smoke that tumbleweed
And as the marijuana burns we can our turns
them dirty rap songs stop and hit the bong
Like Cheech and Chong, sell tapes here to Hong Kong

Have you ever went over to a girl's to fuck
But the pussy just ain't no
(Say what?)
And then you're getting' upset 'cause you get her wet
you in the wrong neighborhood?

So you try to play it off and eat the
But it her so long to come
(Say what?)
Then a walks in, that's her big boyfriend
And he asks you you from?
(Where you from, man?)

So you your mouth, and you try to explain
(I bang)
You start talkin' real
But already mad, 'cause you fuckin' his wife
So he starts on your ass

Now your clothes all muddy, nose all bloody
Your dick was hard but now soft
(What?)
You thought you had a girl to your world
Now you still gotta go off

Colt 45 and two Zig Zags, baby all we need
We can go to the park after dark, smoke that

Colt 45 and two Zig Zags, that's all we need
We can go to the park after dark, smoke tumbleweed

Colt 45 and two Zig Zags, baby that's all we
We can go to the park after dark, smoke tumbleweed
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