My tea's gone I'm wondering why I Got out of bed at all The morning rain up my window And I see at all And even if I could all be gray, Put your picture on my It reminds me, that not so bad, not so bad
My tea's gone cold I'm why I Got out of bed at all The morning rain up my window And I see at all And even if I it'll all be gray, Put your picture on my It reminds me, it's not so bad, not so bad
Dear Slim, I you but still ain't callin' I my cell, my pager, and my home phone at the bottom I sent two letters back in autumn, you not-a got 'em There probably was a problem at the post office or Sometimes I addresses too sloppy when I jot 'em But anyways, it, what's been up? Man how's your daughter? My girlfriend's too, I'm bout to be a father If I have a daughter, guess I'm a call her? I'm a her Bonnie I read about your Uncle Ronnie too I'm I had a friend kill himself over bitch who didn't want him I know you probably hear this everyday, but I'm your fan I even got the underground that you did with Skam I got a full of your posters and your pictures man I like the shit you did Rawkus too, that shit was fat Anyways, I you get this man, hit me back, Just to chat, yours, your biggest fan This is
Dear Slim, you ain't called or wrote, I hope you have a chance I ain't mad, I just think it's fucked up you answer fans If you didn't wanna talk to me outside your You have to, but you coulda signed an autograph for Matthew That's my brother man, he's only six years old We in the blistering cold for you, For four and you just said, "No." That's pretty shitty man, you're his fuckin' idol He wants to be just you man, he likes you more than I do I ain't mad though, I just don't like bein' lied to Remember when we met in Denver, you said if I'd you you would write back, See I'm like you in a way I never knew my neither, He used to cheat on my mom and beat her I can relate to what you're saying in your So I have a shitty day, I drift away and put 'em on 'Cause I don't really got shit else so that shit when I'm depressed I even got a of your name across the chest Sometimes I cut myself to see how much it bleeds It's like adrenaline, the is such a sudden rush for me See you say is real, and I respect you cause you tell it My girlfriend's jealous I talk about you 24/7 But she don't know you I know you Slim, no one does She don't know what it was like for people like us growin' up, you call me man, I'll be the biggest fan you'll ever Sincerely yours, Stan, P.S. we should be too
My gone cold I'm wondering why I Got out of bed at all The morning rain clouds up my And I see at all And even if I could all be gray, Put your picture on my It reminds me, it's not so bad, not so bad
Dear Mister "I'm Too To Call Or Write My Fans", This will be the last I ever send your ass It's been six months and still no word, I don't it? I know you got my last two letters, I wrote the addresses on 'em So this is my cassette I'm sending you, I you hear it I'm in the car now, I'm doing 90 on the freeway Hey Slim, I drank a of vodka, You me to drive? You know the song by Collins, "In the Air of the Night" About that guy who could a saved that other guy drowning But didn't, then Phil saw it all, then at a a he found him? That's kinda how this is, you a rescued me from drowning Now too late, I'm on a thousand downers now, I'm drowsy And all I was a lousy letter or a call I hope you I ripped all of your pictures off the wall I you Slim, we coulda been together, think about it You ruined it now, I hope you can't sleep and you dream it And when you dream I hope you sleep and you scream about it I hope your conscience eats at you and you can't breathe me See Slim, up bitch! I'm tryin' to talk! Hey Slim, my girlfriend screamin' in the trunk But I didn't slit her throat, I just tied her up, see I like you 'Cause if she suffocates she'll suffer more, and she'll die too Well, gotta go, I'm at the bridge now Oh shit, I forgot, how am I supposed to this shit out?
Dear Stan, I meant to you sooner but I just been busy You your girlfriend's pregnant now, how far along is she? Look, I'm really flattered you call your daughter that And here's an for your brother, I it on the Starter cap I'm I didn't see you at the show, I must of missed you Don't think I did that intentionally just to diss you But what's this you said about you like to cut your wrists too? I say shit just clownin' dog, come on, how fucked up is you? You got issues Stan, I think you need some counseling To help your ass from bouncing off the when you get down some And what's this about us meant to be together? That type of shit will make me not want us to meet other I really think you and your girlfriend need each Or maybe you just to treat her better I you get to read this letter, I just hope it reaches you in time Before you yourself, I think that you'll be doin' just fine If you relax a little, I'm I inspire you but Stan Why are you so mad? Try to understand, I do want you as a fan I just don't you to do some crazy shit I seen this one on the news a couple weeks ago that made me sick Some dude was and drove his car over a bridge And had his in the trunk, and she was pregnant with his kid And in the car they a tape, but they didn't say who it was to Come to think about, his was, it was you Damn!