(Dolly Parton)
Eve you woman, you done put your curse on me Why didn't you just leave that apple hangin' in the You make us hate our husbands, our and our boss Why I even count the good friends I've already lost of PMS blues, PMS blues I even like myself, but it's something I can't help I got those God almighty, somebody PMS blues Most times I'm easy going, say I'm good as gold But when I'm PMS I ya, I turn mean and cold Those not afflicted with it are affected just the You poor old men didn't to grin and say "I feel your pain" PMS blues, PMS You know you must forgive us for we not what we do I got those can't stop crying, dishes flying PMS
But you know we help it We don't know the cause But as as this part's over, then comes the menopause Oh, Lord, Oh, going to always be a heap of fun Like the taking over my body, suffering, suffering, suffering Everybody's suffering,
But a woman had to write song, a man would be scared to Lest he be called a chauvenist or just victim to Those PMS You know we'd kill for less than PMS You don't to cross my path Cause a pitbull ain't no For these teeth a clenchin', retention Head a swellin', can't yellin' Got no patience, I'm so PMS blues, syndrome Got those moods a swingin', a slingin' Nothin' fits me when it me Rantin', ravin', PMS
It's the only time in my life I ever think about I'd been a man But you know only means one thing If I'd have been a man, I'd be somewhere right very minute With old cranky, naggin', raggin' hateful woman With old PMS blues PMS I want to talk about it, we both could do without it Got those treat your kids bad, don't you talk Gone ballistic, Awful lowdown, bitch to be PMS