I was sittin' in Friday's suckin' on a glass of When in walked a who almost struck me blind Had wet blue eyes and her legs were and fine On a of one to ten, I'd give her a nine.
Now on my there ain't no ten's, you know Nine is about as far as any can go So I flashed her a smile, but she didn't look at me So for and good judgement, I'd give her a three.
I said, "Hey thing, you look like a possible eight You and me could, uh! eighteen, if your head's on straight." She up and down my perfect frame And said these words burned into my perfect brain.
She said, well, one of those macho-matician men who grade all women on scales of one to ten And, you me an eight, well, that's a generous thing to do Now, let's just see, just how much I you.
She said you comin' on to me with that numbers jive Your makes me smile, I give it a five When you up I noticed that suit of (yores) It's year's double-knit frayed-cuffs, give it a four.
That must be your car parked out on the That sixty-nine homemade convertible, a and a third Now, as for your build, I guess (yore) less five Except, for your pot belly, I'd that a ten for size.
That wine you're pourin' be fine to you But I'm to fine champagne, I give it a two It's to tell what your flashin' smile is worth I give it a six, you could use dental work.
But, It's your rooster act that really makes me laugh It may be a ten to these hens, but to me a three and a half And there really ain't much to add once the subtractin's there ain't no zeroes, I give you a one!.
She walked out, while up and down the The whole bar was laughin', Bare, what happened to your nine Nine says I, hell as she started to talk I knew She didn't no class, I barely gave her a two.
Yeah! No how good they look at first There's in all of them That's why on a scale of ten to one, ain't no ten.