You know I don't get it year I was nobody This I'm sellin records Now wants to come around like I owe em somethin Heh, the you want from me, ten million dollars? Get the out of here
You see I'm, Marshall Mathers (Marshall Mathers) I'm a regular guy, I don't know why all the about me (fuss about me) Nobody gave a fuck before, all did was doubt me (did was doubt me) Now everybody wanna run mouth and try to shots at me (take shots at me)
Yo, you see me joggin, you might see me walkin You see me walkin a dead rottweiler dog with it's head chopped off in the park a spiked collar hollerin at him cause the son of a won't quit barkin (grrrr, ARF ARF) Or out a window, with a cocked shotgun Drivin up the block in the car that they shot in Lookin for Big's killers, dressed in blue and red I don't see what the big deal is Double barrel twelve gauge than Chris Wallace off, cause Biggie and 'Pac just missed all this Watchin all cheap imitations get rich off 'em and get dollars that shoulda been there's like they wallets And amidst all this Crist' poppin and I had to sit back and watch and just get nauseous and walk around with an bottle of Remi Martin startin shit some 26-year-old skinny Cartman ("God damnit!") I'm anti-Backstreet and Martin instincts to kill N'Sync, don't get me started These brats can't sing and Britney's garbage What's bitch retarded? Gimme back my sixteen dollars All I see is sissies in smiling Whatever happened to out and bein violent? Whatever happened to a good-ol' fashioned passionate and gettin your shoes coat and your hat tooken? New Kids on the Block, a lot of dick Boy/girl make me sick And I can't wait 'til I catch all you faggots in I'ma it.. (hahaha) Vanilla Ice like me (uh-uh) Said some shit in to spite me (yup) Then went and dyed his hair just me (hehe) A bunch of little kids wanna swear like me and run around screamin, "I don't care, just me" (nah nah) I I was put here to annoy the world and your little 4-year-old boy or girl Plus I was put here to put fear in faggots who spray Faygo Beer and call themselves "Clowns" cause look queer Faggot2Dope and Gay Claimin Detroit, when y'all live twenty miles (fuckin punks) And I don't wrestle, I'll knock you faggots the fuck out Ask 'em about the club they was at when snuck out after they ducked out the back when saw us and bugged out (AHHH!) Ducked and got paintballs shot at they truck, blaow! Look at y'all runnin your mouth you ain't seen a fuckin Mile Road, South of 10 And I don't help, from D-12, to beat up two females in make-up, who may try to scratch me with Lee "Slim Anus," you right, Slim Anus I don't get fucked in mine you two little flaming faggots!
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I'm, just Marshall Mathers (Marshall Mathers) I'm not a guy, I'll knock you out if you about me (you talk about me) and see me on the streets alone if you assholes me (assholes doubt me) And if you wanna run your then come take best shot at me (your best shot at me)
Is it because you love me that expect so much of me? You little groupie bitch, get off me, go Puffy Now because of blonde mop that's on top and this fucked up that I've got, I've gone pop? The underground spunned around and did a 360 Now these kids diss me and act like some big "Oh, he just did some with Missy, so now he thinks he's too big to do some with MC Get-Bizzy" My fuckin bitch mom's suin for ten She want a dollar for every pill I've been stealin Shit, the fuck you think I picked up the habit? All I had to do was go in her room and up her mattress is it bitch, Mrs. Briggs or Ms. Mathers? It doesn't you {*several seconds of silence*} faggot! about I fabricated my past He's aggravated I won't ejaculate in his ass (Uhh!) So me, what the hell is a fella to do? For every I make, another relative sues Family and fussin over who wants to invite me to supper All the sudden, I got 90 some cousins (Hey me!) A half-brother and sister who seen me or bothered to call me until they saw me on TV Now so happy and proud I'm finally to step foot in my girlfriend's house Hey-hey! And to top it off, I walked to the newsstand to buy this cheap-ass little with a food stamp Skipped to the last page, flipped right and what do I see? A picture of my big ass Okay, let me give you some help: uhh, here - DOUBLE XL, XL Now your shouldn't have so much trouble to sell Ahh it, I'll even buy a couple myself
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