Luyện nghe bài hát Lobachevsky

For many years now, mr. danny kaye, who has been my particular idol childbirth, has been doing a routine about the great russian director stanislavsky and the secret of success in the acti
Ofession. and I thought it would be interesting to stea... to adapt this idea to the field of mathematics. I always like to make the fact that before I went off not too long ago to figh
The trenches, I was a mathematician by profession. I don't like people to get the idea that I have to do for a living. I mean, it isn't as though I had to do this, you know, I could be maki
H, 3000 dollars a year teaching.

Be that as it may, some of you may have had occasion to run into mathematicians and to wonder therefore how got that way, and here, in partial explanation perhaps, is the story of the great
Ian mathematician ivanovich lobachevsky.

Who made me the I am today,
The mathematician that all quote,
Who's the professor that made me that
The greatest ever got chalk on his coat.

One man the credit,
One man the blame,
And nicolai ivanovich is his name.
Hi!
Nicolai ivanovich

I am never forget the day I first meet the lobachevsky.
In one word he told me secret of in mathematics:
Plagiarize!

Plagiarize,
Let no one else's work your eyes,
Remember why the lord made your eyes,
So shade your eyes,
But plagiarize, plagiarize, -
Only be sure to call it please 'research'.

And ever since I this man
My is not the same,
And nicolai lobachevsky is his name.
Hi!
ivanovich lobach-

I am never forget the day I am given first original
To write. it was on and algebraic topology of
Locally euclidean of infinitely differentiable
manifold.
moi!
This I from nothing.
But I of great lobachevsky and get idea - ahah!

I a friend in minsk,
Who has a in pinsk,
Whose friend in
Has in tomsk
friend in akmolinsk.
His friend in
Has in petropavlovsk,
Whose friend
Is now
The in dnepropetrovsk.

And when his is done -
Ha ha! - the fun.
From
To petropavlovsk,
By way of iliysk,
And novorossiysk,
To to akmolinsk
To tomsk to
To to minsk
To me the news run,
Yes, to me the news run!

And I write
By morning, night,
And afternoon,
And soon
My name in is cursed,
When he finds out I first!

And who me a big success
And me wealth and fame?
ivanovich lobachevsky is his name.
Hi!
Nicolai lobach -

I am never forget the day my first is published.
Every chapter I from somewhere else.
I copy from old vladivostok telephone directory.
This was sensational!
Pravda - well, - pravda said: (russian double-talk)
It stinks.
But izvestia! said: (russian double-talk)
It stinks.
Metro-goldwyn-moskva buys movie for six million rubles,
Changing title to eternal triangle',
brigitte bardot playing part of hypotenuse.

And who deserves the
And who deserves the
Nicolai lobachevsky is his name.
Hi!