We got a wonderful show 4 y'all 2night, uh (alright, I it) But first off, we get 2 the band like 2 bring up this nice funny young man, uh (look at that dog, man, me one of them) Jimmy joe go'n bring out here 2 open the show boos} Jimmy, come on out here and give us jokes (naw, get him off the stage) Ok, hold on, oh, uh, uh (come on, man) What did the fat say 2 the skinny man? (who cares? ) (get your ass off the stage!) (I paid 3 man, I wanna see the band) Oh, oh, ok, i'll, i... (sit down)
(n.p.g.! n.p.g.! n.p.g.! ...) chants} Ok, well, ladies and U like my jokes I'm gonna introduce a wonderful 2 u (bring on the band) They're the thing I know [nowadays] The n.p.g.! {crowd
That's right, we're the only 2 bring it 2 u live After rockin' the house 4 3 hours, huh N.p.g., we're gonna wreck in '93 (glam slam, are u ) (yeah!) (I said slam, are u ready? ) (hell yeah!)
Ooh, this is Yeah, I u we would get good seats U didn't get good at the restaurant Well, well, u never trust nobody Shut up bald head Sit, sit down here, go up here and do a song with them, sit down Go on, go on, stay, I 2 see tony anyway
Fellas, fellas, that shit down, kick something I can sing Yeah, now u ... (that's I'm talkin' about) U got some tootsie pops in here? (yo, yo, yo, we got my boy, in the house) U got 2 some tootsie pop, mmm, alright
Glam slam granny the hot pants on (where she at? ) (hey, over here) Give me good lovin' after dawn got a hat 'cause he don't trust pills (goldnigga) ('cause we damn right) And if u don't love me then sister will (gold)
Now let me u sing damn it! Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh! (oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh!) {repeat 4 on We gonna 2 the... (1 2, me what 2 do) (3 4, I'm 2 score) Everybody (5 6, up on this) Johnny, it!
Tell me, tell me, tell me what am I 2 do I had another granny look like u Every I see u, girl, my johnny get hard Harder than the handle on the rake in my Harder than the brownstone on my house If I ever, ever, ever get u into my (yeah) I'll drink u like a 40 in an alcoholic's Baby, can't u
I'm only 'cause your love is tantalizing And it's got me burning in my pants But I don't wanna do u till I spend the 2 school u On the art of romance U got 2 know how 2 make 2 me, below and above me In the of my bmw "z" The bang boogie, u will give it 2 me 'cause johnny will make u dance (can we it up? )
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh! (oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh!) {repeat 4 it up We're gettin'
it (hot damn!) Yeah, hit it Goldniggaz, this is Y'all have 2 excuse me 4 a What, u U I'm out
Mind if I ya? Aren't u 2 be up there singin'? Where's do u mean "where's prince? " I he was gonna sing 2night Ah, that a bitch? Come on, wait, come Tony, is he?
(in the house) Who next on the agenda, who next on the agenda, who drop (bobby brown) it on (bring it on) (morris, u at? ) 2 school (stop aids) Yo tommy, yo tommy, u here 4, man?
keys (play that scooter) Say (don't be a fool) I don't know, I think we need a little check (saxophone, saxophone) Ah, what your (damn!) That workin', man What u think we j. (ah yeah) See, that gonna me right out That just straight... that straightens me right out (ooh)
N.p.g. (in the house) {x3} N.p.g. (that's how we rollin')
noise} (get a clap goin')
Get a grip, tone, get a (can i, can i, can i? ) Get a grip, tone, get a grip (can I it? ) Get a grip, tone, get a (can i, can i, can i? ) Get a grip, tone, get a (just 4 the ladies) (holy jesus) Hey baby, u doin'?
I like 2 introduce 2 u What's your name,
Yo, grippin' the mic is like grippin' But I only grip necks when a on the b-side of some safe sex That means the a-side I flip and 2 penetrate with the... (oh) Ooh, ha But about my propers Brothers write 2 much about how they endowed, boy And god, I've been blessed with just 2 get the job done Check it just ford (what? ) - "quality is job one" 2 get a grip, u need a handle, not a 1 2 2 much said on the cause 2 much scandal See, things got funny I made my money Why brothers got jelly when get fat? Their pockets equal fly An equation that just figure 'cause tone is quick 2 bust a bubble on the butt of a digger (so what u ) U see, I worked 2 hard 4 honey dip (honey dip) Check it, get a
Oh tony, that was No no, serious shit, man, that was I'm telling u, believe me I say That this is just... this is rap at finest Yes, I'm u, u know (who is this dude, go on, get outta the way) Alright, I wanna... (get here!)
Johnny needs a jim (jimmy a job) {x3} Johnny a jim (yo, let me borrow a couple of those) Take a few packs I ain't goin out that, u know what I'm sayin'? Who got the (gots 2 be protected) Who got the (ain't go'n rain on me!)
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh! (oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh!) 4 times} it up
Feelin' funky funky fine in my and a quarter Feelin' funky fine Feelin' funky fine in my deuce and a quarter Feelin' funky fine
In my deuce and a quarter feelin funky fine And rockin' that stupid shit Well, (well, well, well)
U know lord, it's really hard being the best band in the And uh, we'd really 2 thank u right now 4 all u done And the new power generation like 2 say "amen"
In my deuce and a quarter feelin funky fine And we're that stupid shit W - w - (rollin' at 'cha) Comin' 2 u (ha ha ha) (come one) (goldnigga) From (put your shit up while u sleep)
(gold)
We out We try that one time? (yeah)
on number 1, bring on number 2, bring on the n.p.g. {repeat 4 times} Bring on number 1, bring on 2
Now we out