I was born with a dick in my brain, yeah, fucked in the My stepfather said I sucked in the bed one night he snuck in and said "We're out back, I want my dick sucked in the shed"
"Can't we play with Teddy Ruxpin instead?" "After I fuck you in the butt, get head Bust a nut, get some rest", the next day my mother "I don't what the fuck's up with this kid"
"The bastard won't even eat nothin', fed He hung himself in the bedroom, he's dead" "Debbie, don't let fucker get you upset Go in there, stick a fuckin' to his neck"
"I bet you he's fakin' it, bet you, I'll bet He probably just wants to see how you would get I'll go handle of course unless you object?" "Aw, go his brains out if any's left in his head"
If you could count the skeletons in my Under my bed and up my faucet Then you would know I've lost it Is he nuts? No, insane
If you could count the skeletons in my my bed and up under my faucet Then you know I've completely lost it Is he nuts? No, insane
Did you get him? Naw the fucker tried to my face off I just got fuckin' off with a chainsaw Then he took the chainsaw, bit the fuckin' off Ate the blades, stuck a in a slingshot
Then he aimed at his own face, let the pop his eye out, picked it up and played ping pong Then he played ping pong with his own ding That motherfucker's got nuts like King
he set the lawnmower out on the dang lawn And he laid all up underneath it the thing on Then he his pants, he took every fuckin' thing off Everything his tank top and his trainin' bra
he raw? Yeah, maniac, that's Shady Dog Man, that motherfucker's gangsta, ain't he, Shady Dog, what be goin' through fuckin' brain of yours? Say no more, what the fuck you waitin' for, along
If you could count the in my closet Under my bed and up under my Then you would know I've completely it Is he nuts? No, insane
If you count the skeletons in my closet my bed and up under my faucet Then you would know I've lost it Is he nuts? No, insane
Don't you what feltch means? Yeah, well then tell me Would you rather get or do the feltchin'? Fuck 'em in the ass, suck the cum out you're belchin' Burp, and go back for a second helpin'
Can you dig what I'm sayin', man, could you me? I you to feel me like my stepfather felt me Fuck a puppy, kick the puppy while he's yelpin' Shady, what the fuck you sayin'? I know help me
What the fuck's happenin'? I think I'm meltin' "Marshall, I love you, boy, I care about your well being" No Dad, I said, no, I don't no help peein' I'm a big boy, I can do it by myself, see
I only get naked when the babysitter me She me a movie like 'Nightmare on Elm Street' But it was X and they called it 'Pubic on Chelsea' Well, this one's called 'Ass Rape' and shootin' the jail scene
If you could count the skeletons in my Under my bed and up my faucet Then you would know completely lost it Is he nuts? No, he's
If you could count the in my closet Under my bed and up under my Then you would know I've completely it Is he nuts? No, he's