A lot of people ask me, fuckin' questions A lot of think that, what I say on record Or what I talk on a record, that I actually do in real life Or that I in it Or if I say that, I to kill somebody, that I'm actually do it Or I believe in it Well, shit, if you that Then I'll you You why?
I'm a criminal! You god right I'm a Yeah, I'm a
My are like a dagger with a jagged edge That stab you in the head Whether you're a fag or Or the homo-sex, hermaph', or a Pants or dress, fags? the answer's "yes" Homophobic? nah, just hetero phobic Starin' at my jeans, watchin' my bulgin' (ooh!) That's my motherfuckin' balls, you'd let go of 'em belong in my scrotum You'll never get of 'em Hey, me, versace Whoops, somebody me! And I was just checkin' the Get it? checkin' the How many records you to sell After your l.p sends you directly to jail? on! relax guy, I like gay men Right, give me an amen (amen!) lord, this boy needs jesus Heal child, help us destroy these demons Oh, and send me a brand new car And a prostitute my wife's sick in the hospital Preacher preacher, fifth teacher You can't reach me, my mom can't You can't teach me a thing 'cause I t.v, and comcast cable And you ain't able to stop thoughts You can't stop me from toppin' charts And you can't me from droppin' each march With a new c-d for these fuckin' retards Duh, and to think, it's little ol' me Mr. "don't a fuck," still won't leave
x2] I'm a Cause every time I a rhyme These people think a crime To tell em on my mind, I guess I'm a criminal But I don't gotta say a word, I just flip 'em the And keep goin', I don't shit from no one
My did drugs, tar, liquor, cigarettes, and speed The baby came out, disfigured, indeed It was a seed who would up just as crazy as she Don't dare make fun of that cause that baby was me I'm a An caged who turned crazed But how the fuck you to grow up when you weren't raised? So as I got older and I got a lot My shrunk smaller, but my balls got larger I drink more to fuck you up quicker Than you'd want to fuck me up for the word My morals went, when the president got Sex in his oval on top of his desk Off of his own Now ignore me, you won't avoid me You miss me, I'm white, blond-haired And my nose is I'm the bad guy, who makes fun of that die In plane crashes and As as it ain't happened to him shady, I'm as crazy as em- Inem and kim combined the in Replacin' the doctor cause dre couldn't it today He's a little under the weather, so I'm his place (mm-mm-mm!) oh, dre with an a.k to his face Don't make me kill him too and spray his brains all over the I told you dre, you kept that thing put away I guess that will teach you not to let me with it, eh? I'm a Aight look (uh huh) go up in that motherfucker Get the motherfuckin' and get the fuck up outta there
I'll be here waitin' on you Yo 'em Don't kill nobody this
Aw'right, god damn, How you Hi, how can I help Yeah I need to make a Put the money in the bag bitch and I won't kill you!
oh my god, don't kill me I'm not gonna you bitch, quit lookin' around Don't kill me, please don't me I I'm not gonna fuckin' kill you the fuck up! Thank you! Windows tinted on my ride when I in it So when I rob a bank, run out and dive in it So be disguised in it And if identifies the guy in it I'll hide for minutes back, shoot the eyewitness Fire at the eye hired to pry in my business Die, bitches, bastards, brats, This puppy's lucky I didn't his ass yet If I ever a fuck, I'd shave my nuts Tuck my dick in between my legs and You motherfuckin' chickens ain't enough To say the stuff I say, so tape it shut Shit, the shit I say, I just make it up To make you mad so kiss my naked ass And if it's not a rapper that I it as I'm a be a rapist in a jason mask
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