Luyện nghe bài hát Clap Your Hands

[LL Cool J] Yeah.. Yeah I like that guitar man, yeah Yo E-Love I like the way you flipped that guitar man Knahmsayin? It was a good idea man, knahmsayin? Yeah It's kinda like freakin me, yaknahmsayin? I wanna get man, I wanna do this, yaknahmsayin? Just gon' chill, check it out

Slick as Vasoline, smell as cologne
I'm like a muscle man in jail -- they leave me
I rhyme Superman, you rap like Jimmy Olson
I you like a bottle of green Golden Molson
You ain't a real rhymer, you look a actress
How you gon' sleep on me ho's, do I look a mattress?
Am I that old, do I walk Grady?
I'ma hundred-fifty proof, Smirnoff is 80
Don't you try to rock my house
I'm a real cool cat, know I'm sayin Mickey Mouse?
The specialist, so take a dose of this
Now about it -- can you really come close to this?
You as powder, weak as a cabin cooler
Ugly as work shoes, messin the Ruler:
the ultimate writer reciter and def
I work myself harder a boxer's trainer

LL Cool J]
Clap your hands everybody (aiyyo) And just clap your hands (aiyyo)
Clap your hands everybody (aiyyo) And everybody just your hands (aiyyo)
I said, clap your hands everybody (aiyyo) And just clap your hands (aiyyo)
Clap your everybody (aiyyo)
[LL Cool J] And everybody just clap your (aiyyo)

You end up, my sneaker
dog doo-doo, I'm watchin you get weaker
You can't believe, the skill and
LL J, and the J is for Jeremy
So BUFF ME, James the earthquaker
That's my brother, you're goin out like Seka
Screwed, chewed, so dude?
One of my ballads'll get your in the mood
Sucker MC's make me sick
I'm so bad, I can my own {dick}
If you go to your girl's house and I'm already
go Crazy cause my name ain't Eddie
Rhymes so rough, it's a course in trigonometry
Einstein was talkin, he was talkin bout ME
The of the Earth, and I'ma give birth
to a rhyme so hard you look soft as a
Gigglin and wigglin, so how we goin
LOVELY, and without a doubt!

[Chorus

[LL J]
Rappers are my servants, serve me like an emperor
When I'm through, you'll need a to take your temperature
and cool you down, you're cold as leftovers
Not the ones on the table, I'm talkin about rovers
You can't get -- what's my name, Goofy?
You smoke I'm no joke, so my brother out the looseys
and take a pull, cause the buck here
I get swift as a magician, {shit} and dissapear
Don't me, or lose your loyalty
to the Prince of the Rap Court, I'm
And it ain't no puzzle, it's a how rappers guzzle
paragraphs I put together so I a muzzle
to shut em up and cut em up and em be quiet
I'm a one man RIOT, so don't TRY IT
The of special tactics, plus I'm athletic
Before you play your hand you do some calisthenics
Jumpin jacks, squats, push-ups, the whole
Speak your piece, then go for mine
And I guarantee you, I'm gonna strike
I recommend my you drop the pen and give in
Cop out to one cause you're facin ten
I ain't Sidney Poitier but we can 'Do This
I'm nice wit mines, and I admit it
You don't really battle, why don'tcha just forget it!

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[LL J]
But if you're hard headed and you still understand
a little sample -- *AHEM*, my man

(BRRRRRRRING) "Hello?" [cut n scratch "Cool J"] ".. takes you've got" -> [Cheers (theme song)]
[cut n scratch "pushin a broom"] ".. sure help a lot" -> [Cheers (theme song)]

[LL J]
my stats, how we livin, I thought so
I'm fresh, oh yes, but can they flow, no
My are up to date, excellent, on point
I'm tellin you, the serious joint
I eat my fast, I drink my brew slow
My voice is milky with a clear flow
I eat like a fat man, and walk like a
I'm not a ballplayer, so NOW Y'KNOW!

Clap your hands everybody (aiyyo) I rock the house, everybody (aiyyo)
And everybody clap your hands (aiyyo) And everybody just clap your hands (aiyyo)
KnowhatI'msayin? And I'ma be straight til the year 3000 word to mother, knahmsayin?
And I say mother with a V cause the V is for yaknahmsayin?
I'm the victor in this game, word up Knahmsayin?
That's time it is, peace
[crew applause] That man, he sure is FUNKY FUNKY FUNKY!
Funky, he sho' is! You best he's FUNKY! You didn't KNOW??? FUNKY!