And now the six merry murderesses of the Crookem County In rendition of 'The Cell Block Tango'
Pop! Six! Squish! Uh uh, Cicero, Lipschitz! Pop! Six! Squish! Uh uh, Cicero, Lipschitz! Pop! Six! Squish! Uh uh, Cicero, Lipschitz!
He had it coming, he had it He had himself to blame If have been there, if you'd have seen it I you would have done the same
Pop! Six! Squish! Uh Uh, Cicero, Lipschitz!
You know how people have these habits That get you down like like to chew gum, no, not chew, Pop
Like, I come home this one day and there's on the couch chewin', no, not chewin', poppin' So, I to him, I said "Ernie, you pop that gum one time" and he did
So I took the shotgun off the And I fired two warning into his head
He had it coming, he had it He only had to blame
I met Ezekiel Young from Lake city about two years ago And he me he was single and we hit it off right away So, we started together
He'd go to work, he'd come home, I'd fix him a drink, we'd dinner. I found out, single, my ass Not only was he married, well, he had six One of Mormons, you know
So that night, when he home I him his drink as usual You know, some guys can't hold their arsenic
He had it coming, he had it He took a in its prime And then he it and he abused it It was a but not a crime
Now, I'm standing in the up the chicken for dinner And in storms my Wilbrin in a jealous rage "You been the milkman"
He says and he kept "You been the milkman" he ran into my knife He ran into my ten times
If you'd have been there, if you'd seen it I betcha you would done the same
Mit kersek, en itt? Azt mondjok, a hires lefogta a ferjemet en meg lecsaptam a fejet De nem igaz, en artatlan Nem tudom mert mondja Sam hogy en tettem Probaltam a megmayarazni de nem ertettek meg
But did you do it? Uh uh, not
My sister, and I had this double act And my husband, Charlie around with us the last number in our act We did 20 acrobatic tricks in our
One two three four five, splits, eagles flops, back flips, one right after the other Well, this one we were in Cicero
The three of us, we were in this hotel Boozin' and a few laughs and we ran out of ice So I went out to get
I come back, the door There's Veronica and number seventeen, the spread eagle
Well, I was in a state of shock, I completely blacked out I can't remember a thing, it wasn't until When I was the blood off my hands I even they were dead
They had it coming, they had it They had it coming all I didn't do it, if I'd done it How could you tell me I was wrong?
I loved Lipschitz, he was a real artistic guy, sensitive, a painter But he was always trying to find He go out night looking for himself And on the way, he found Ruth, Gladys, and Irving
I guess you can say we broke up of artistic differences He saw himself as and I saw him dead
The bum, bum, bum, bum, bum The bum, bum, bum, bum, bum
They had it comin', they had it had it comin' all along 'Cause if they us and they abused us How could they tell us we were wrong?
He had it coming, he had it He only had himself to If you'd have been there, if you'd have it I you would have done the same
You pop gum one more time my ass Ten
Miert Uncle Sam bortonbe Number seventeen, the spread Artistic I you would have done the same