Jumped out of the 2nd floor of a record store with a Four cassette and a cassette in Ecuador Edward Norton
Witness the metamorphosis of a legend growin' like an expert swordsman from the war and hence the origin of the Headless Horseman
Born the endorphins of a pathetic orphan Endless source and reservoir of extension cords in dresser drawers, and deadbolts on the door, and sexual torture kits kept in a separate storage bin boyfriend!
Use intercourse to settle scores with who have vendettas towards men Dickhead is forced in 'till shredded foreskin torn, and they're only bein' fed a portion Bed sores, and sore shins, pregnant can get abortions Fetish for metal forks in, self-absorption Skeletor, I went to Hell and fell a A predator, I'm headed for Better warn 'em, I lack in tact and a set of morals I make up for in metaphors a cosmetic store
Stegosaurus, Chuck with a thesaurus Yes, of course, a mess of You some? Come and get some, boys! I'm givin' Daniel Pantaleo a refresher course on excessive and pressure points, and dressin' George Zimmerman in a fluorescent orange and four inch heels to address the court with a on his back His whole chest, and torso are left on the of Trayvon's dad as a present for him!
In my present form I'm Storm Appetite for destruction, no suppressant for Aggressive, forceful, and remorseful in every morsel Unpleasant, hello, gorgeous! The rebel with devil horns just off the yellow short bus
Met a said, "When you wanna get sexual?" She said, "However I fit in schedule. I'm flexible."
Expired on the Saturn... Got Catherine Bach in the back in Daisy Dukes with the hazards on at a traffic stop gettin' harassed, signed an autograph for this asshole cop's 'cause I called her a brat on it, he spat on it, and brought it back lookin' half in shock Had a attack, and dropped dead fallin' back with it, and got slapped with a Colin Kaepernick practice sock
One ball and half a Apple Watch
Cracked front axle, walked in a Bass Pro with David Hasselhoff Pulled sauce out of my satchel Knocked over a tackle box and asked if they had a laugh in stock? That was stupid...
You got it twisted, all 'cause I offered this a doggie biscuit, you call me misogynistic? Bitch, get to this dick! Like in this bitch, slob on it with gobs of lipstick Got a list for you to run some odds and ends with There's not a on this earth I can be monogamous with She's
Robin Thicke with a throbbin' dick on some suave and slick shit, but I shout derivatives at bitches like fuckin' missile Misfit, blond, and Like I've gone ballistic, a frostin' tip kit Screamed, "I blondes!" and became one... I'm
to start shit Shovin' Clark Kent's in the glove compartment of the bucket, bumpin' Bubba Sparxxx I'm parkin' up at Targets, trouble causer, a double crosser, shadiest you'll ever come across Olympic gymnast, known for "some assaults" A couple lawsuits, enough to a stomach ulcer Same damn scan results as Rainman's'es Something's aweful when Hoffman's dressin' up in your mummy costume on dancin' to "Brain Damage," What's the Nothing's wrong, the name brand is back to reclaim status
Run the faucet, I'mma a bunch of Trump supporters underwater Snuck up on 'em in Ray-Bans in a gray van a spray tan It's a wrap, like an ACE
Don't-give-a-fuck persona, to my DNA strand E&J in the waistband, at the with the stagehand She wants Pre-arrange an escape Three-inch blade on point, a See-and-Say
Consider me a dangerous man, but you should be afraid of dang candidate You say Trump don't kiss ass like a puppet 'cause he runs his with his own cash for the fundin' And that's what you wanted, a fuckin' loose who's blunt with his hand on the button who doesn't have to answer to no one? idea!
If I was president "gettin' off" is the order of business once I get in Second thing that'll make me happy's walkin' up to Uncle Sam naked, laughin', dick in hand, screamin', "Fuck safe sex!" Throw a latex and an AIDS at him! Tell I run this land, and I want the rubber banned, and make it snappy
to friction and static Addict who can't the habit Continue to the dragon, but as fate would have it, I walked up in Major Magics as the maintenance man in a laser tag vest and a racin' jacket with a gauge to blast it, and sped away in the station wagon Dash's and Casey Anthony's crazy asses in the backseat throwin' Stayfree pads at me Dead passenger in the passenger Unfasten the safety latches, and on the brakes in traffic so hard I snapped the relocation brackets for the monster tires 'finna get a case and catch it like you threw it at me encased in plastic
And send Dylann Roof through the windshield of the until he spins like a pinwheel and feelin' like a windmiller with a thin while his skin's peelin', and skids 'til he hits a pillar Swing for the fence like Prince Fielder, it into the upper peninsula You go against 'zilla, The Rap God? When will I quit? Never realer The of fear, not even a scintilla of doubt whose pens iller than Prince in a chinchilla or Ben Stiller in a suspense thriller Revenge killer, avenge binge Fill a syringe, I...
Draw first Even pop shit on my pop shit, and popular Couldn't be more cause you're innocence I robbed you of It's my fingers that got up Taught ya ta, not give a slapstick hockey
The broad hunter with the sawed off like an arm when it's lopped off of ya, but I'm not gonna get the shotgun or the I'm gonna opt for the ox 'cause I'm into objects that are sharp when I shop, and it's not a shock, I'm such an obnoxious fucker... The Rock of rock 'cause who would have thought this much of a cocksucker to go across the buttocks of Vivica Fox with a box cutter?
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Little on the wrist, be warned I'm unravelin' My squabbles, I'm grappling with your traveling with me Try and follow, as I wobble, relapse into history, with a of the whiskey Tip it back then I'm twisting wine bottles like what happened to Chris Reeve's column That's the plan of attack when I'm fixing my Wish my wasn't having to get these rhymes off 'em But the fact that I have so many rappers against me mind And why I haven't come back on these faggots who diss me is of a spectacular mystery than a fucking Agatha Christie crime novel!
But my patience is wearing Swear I been contemplatin' rubbing in your face 'til I smear it in Diss you in every lyric until you fear the pen and never appear again if you actually had careers to end
But then I think of Molly Qerim and I steer 'em in direction and forget my ideas for them...
Molly, I'm off you Man, light some You're my take, I'll nail you Can't lie, I If I won you over, you would be the grand I'm entranced by your looks, come and the Shady franchise a push You can get it in the can like some Busch Jeans too small, three pant sizes Tush mushed against your damn side, puss and are squished kind of attire's that? I'm ready to be Psychopath, bet you get it poppin' like a flat
Light the to ignite the wrath Got knives to slash and slice hermaphrodites in Piper Chapman might just have to me like a scab
Hard to describe in Startling, violent, perhaps are things that come to mind as soon as I start spitting rhymes like And you aren't really surprised at that, but as far as these I rap, and these bars, wouldn't dial it back if I 69'ed the track
Why am I such a