Eminem Has a full of chainsaws Marshall Mathers, Eminem, the rapper, Who can say for Perhaps a lobotomy would be the answer If science can operate on this brain and put it to good use Society will reap a benefit
I walk around like a space cadet, place bets Who's likely to become a serial killer? of tourettes Fuck, fuck, fuck! Can't the stress I a mess as the day progresses Angry and it out on the neighbors hedges Like this is how I'll cut your up bitches With these hedge trimming with razor edges Imagination's dangerous, the only way to escape this mess And the best of this situation, I guess 'Cause I like a little bitch, this predicament's despicable I'm sick of just getting pushed, ridiculous I look a freaking wuss, a pussy This kid took my stick of licorice And threw my books in a pricker bush I kick his tush, but I was six and shook This fucker was 12 and was 6 foot, with a hook He hit me, I fell, I got back up, all I did was book, now there's your head
Mama always said 'If you had a brain, be dangerous A brain you'd be (Mama could be wrong) Mama, Ima a name and be famous And be a pain in the anus (Mama be wrong) I'mma use my as a weapon Find a way to this insaneness Mama always said 'Son, If you had a brain, you'd be Guess it pays to be
Fast forward some years A teenager, this is a fun, I just got twice in one week, it's complete It's usually once a month, this is some feat accomplished stomped me into the mud gee for what reason, you stumped me But how do you get the shit out of you, be down and be upbeat When you don't have no-thing, no shot at life Chance To it or succeed 'Cause doomed from the start It's like you grew up on drug street, from street But if I had just my head up my ass I could any task Practicing trash talking in a in my room yeah but I got some plans mama These rhymes are falling Out of my pants I can't stop it And I'm starting to blend in more, school shit helps for sure I'm getting more assured than I've ever been before Plus no one picks on me anymore, I done put a to that my first punch, end of story Still in my skulls a vacant, void Been using it as a bin for storage Take some inventory and as as a Ford engine door hinge syringe an orange an extension cord and a Ninja sword Not to mention four pins and a stringent stored ironing board a bench a wrench or winch and a tangent whore Everything but a brain, but dome's off the chain Like an store, something's wrong with my head Just think if I had a brain in it, God that I don't Cause I'd probably be Dahmer cause always said
'If you had a brain, you'd be A brain be dangerous' (Mama could be wrong) Mama, Ima grow a and be famous And I'mma be a in the anus (Mama be wrong) use my head as a weapon Find a way to escape insaneness Mama said 'Son, If you had a brain, you'd be dangerous it pays to be brainless
Now my mum "womp womp womp" Cause I'm not that smart but I'm not I was on a bottom of the pile stomped But somehow, I out on top
I told you one day, I said they'd that red carpet rolled out, yo I'm nice, yo, fuck it I'm out Now everywhere I go, they out 'Go' I'm bout to house, yo I'm Lysol, now I'm household Outsold the sell outs, the hell out America, hear them yell out In they were so scared, and those kids about, belted out Whatever spout that it out Of my mouth, it was so weird Inappropriate, so be it, I see it Maybe one day when the smoke clears, it be as Motherfuckin' difficult, ch'yea, til Hopefully you homos get over your fears and grow beards It's okay to be scared straight, said I provoke queers Til emotions evoke tears, my whole a stroke of sheer genius and mirrors, tactical, practical jokes, yeah You Insert insult here Who the fuck would've thunk that one little lone MC be able to take the whole culture and re-upholstery it And boy they did Can't believe little hick locked This hip hop shit in his and still the shit got That trash traffic and gridlock Shit happened like a six from a Kid Rock Insane Clown Posse in mid Oc-tober And got I see a wizard and get a brain in my titanium cranium dog I turn into the unabomber mama always said
'If you had a brain, be dangerous A brain be dangerous' (Mama could be wrong) Mama, Ima grow a name and be And be a pain in the anus (Mama be wrong) I'mma use my head as a a way to escape this insaneness Mama always said 'Son, If you had a brain, be dangerous Guess it to be brainless
Insaneness ain't even a you stupid fuck Neither is