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Original Bad Boy on the case, your face Came in the place blowed, and sprayed with Mase I laced the weed with insect repellent, better check the Eminem starts with E, better check the spelling a capital
Somebody me a Snapple I got an aspirin trapped in my adam's apple (Hurry up) Somebody dropped me on my head, and I was That my did it, but the bitch won't admit it was her
I slit her stomach open with a scalpel when she was six And said, "I'm ready now bitch, ain't you feelin' kicks cunt?" The ain't ready for me yet, I can tell I'll probably have a cell to the furnace in hell
I'm than sperm cells with syphilis germs And I'm hotter than my is, when I piss and it burns I kick you in the tummy until you to your stomach And vomit so much blood that your clothes stick to you it (Yuck, yuck)
Hit you in the with a brick til' you plummet If y'all don't like me, you can suck my dick you numb it And all that you was spittin', you need to kill it 'Cause your is like dyin' in my sleep, I don't feel it
'Cause any man who would jump in front of a For twenty grand and a of pain pills and a minithin Is fuckin' crazy, you me? Ha? Is crazy, hello, hi
any man who would jump in front of a minivan For grand and a bottle of pain pills and a minithin Is crazy, do you hear me? Is fuckin'
I'm ice grillin' you, starin' you down with a grin I'm Eminem, you're a fag in a gym I'm Slim, the is really a fake alias To save me with in I get chased by space aliens
A brainiac, with a cranium packed, full of more Than a maniac, Saudi A highly head, spazmatic to a Kraftmatic adjustable bed
Laid up in the hospital in critical I lined, jumped up and ran from the mortician speed, IV full of Thai weed Lookin' Chinese, with my knees stuck together Siamese
Twins, at the groin like lesbians Uh, pins and needles, needles and pins I hope God forgives me for my sins, it probably all On if I keep on killin' my
'Cause any man who jump in front of a minivan For twenty grand and a bottle of pills and a minithin Is fuckin' crazy, you me? Ha? Is crazy, listen
any man who would jump in front of a minivan For twenty grand and a bottle of pain and a minithin Is crazy, you hear me? Is fuckin'
night I O.D.'d on rush, mushrooms and dust And got rushed to the hospital to get my system (Shucks) I'm an alcoholic and all I can say I call in to work, 'cause all I do is and play
I swallow grenades, and take about a a day Of 3, and talk about how violent I'll be Give me eleven Excederin my spin Medicine'll get me revvin' a 747 jet engine
my balls til' I shredded skin "Doctor, check this rash, how red it's been" "It's AIDS", forget it then I strike a pose and hit you with some ill flows
That even make sense, like dykes usin' dildos So reach in billfolds, for ten ducats And pick up this Shady shit that's on Rawkus Somethin', somethin', somethin', somethin', I get
My daughter over that rhyme I read it, damn